Anyhow, I’m sure all four of my dear, loyal readers are all like: “Jumpin Jellyfish! Get to the point of the free broadway tickets woman” and okay, okay, I will oblige. So, rewind time…I was getting ready to leave my house for my sister’s when Terri revealed that she had scored FREE tickets to the Broadway show Billy Elliot. It went down like this: So Terri says, “Do you want to go to the play with me?” and I said something like “WOMAN! What kind of question IS that? Of COURSE I’d love to go to a Broadway play but we cannot really afford to do so” and then Terri says, and I’m parapharsing heavily here: “Ditch your sister…she’ll still be your sister tomorrow and come with me to said play because, muh lady, I got free tickets from work”. Here I did emotionally hyper backflips with excitement, told my sister that I’d see her this same day but, like, who was I to turn down free broadway tickets.
And so, at 7p Terri and I headed downtown (Cincinnati) to the Aronoff (link for venue is here: http://cincinnatiarts.org/aronoff ). After circling the block for several stressful moments like Kentucky country bumpkins that don’t know how to park in a big, scary downtown area, we parked for free at a meter on Walnut Street. (Parking was free because it was after 6p). Then we spent about half an hour killing time in the lobby and finally sat down in our seats about 15 minutes till showtime. The seats were in the first tier thing (as in not on the orchestra floor) but were still really, really decent seats and sincethe tickets were free, who was I to complain? We ended up sitting next to a co-worker of hers who’s name I kept thinking was “Kojack” but it wasn’t but that IS a fun 1990′s pop culture reference.
The pictures from the actual event are non-existent because I didn’t want to hassle with being told to take my camera back to my car but here are two pictures taken after the fact:
a picture of the tickets themselves

a hilariously awful self-portrait of me holding my ticket! (It’s hard to take a self pic!)

I am, naturally, aware that not every is dating someone who gets free Broadway tickets but there has to be some perk to her odd, hooker-like work hours. But still. Yeah. Okay. So how does one get free tickets for various events? That’s a toughie but I want to make my blog ideas something everyone can access. So here are a few ideas to getting free tickets.
Concert Ticket Free/Discount Idea List
1. Make friends in ‘high places’
2. Scan/Obsessively Vist or subscribe to deal sites such as Groupon and CincySavers.com and Livingsocial.com
3. See #1 on list
Here is the immediate breakdown:
What: Broadway Play – Billy Elliot
Where: Cincinnati, Ohio
When: January 17, 2012
Cost Analysis: 2 Broadway tickets to Billy Elliot as a work perk: FREE, Parking: Free (under budget” by $20!)